i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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