his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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