So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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