it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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