I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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