Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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