Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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