let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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