Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
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Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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