I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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