Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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