How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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