Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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