we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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