can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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