benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
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i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
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moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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