you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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