THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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