im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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