I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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