question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Floor bacon is actually really good
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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