He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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