even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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