We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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