is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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