We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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