Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
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you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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