U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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