Can Purell be used as lube?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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