Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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