I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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