i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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