wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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