put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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