I bet he comes in French.
this just has baby written all over it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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