Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
too bad you live with your parents still
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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