I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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