Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Your cock deserves a montage
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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