So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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