4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
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I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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