Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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