Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
FUCK WHALES
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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