question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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