But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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