People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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