Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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