But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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