yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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