just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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