He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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