Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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