I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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