I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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